Break'n Reality - The Halogen Network

Break'n Reality is a thirty minute reality show currently seen on the Halogen Network. The show follows three elite performers in the world of competitive break dancing. Dates and times vary. The show was created in 2011 and has completed three seasons. Please check local listings.

The Setup- The show follows the lives of three world champion break dancers, Roxrite, Lilou,and Neguin. The show details their lives in and out of the sport and gives us access to the amazing world of competition street dancing.

What I love about- This show is a hidden gem. If you are looking for real in a reality show this may be your answer. The ups and downs, the heartbreak and the joy, the inner struggles and personal triumphs are all on display. This is the human drama played out in front of an unusual backdrop.
 Fiction could not create a character as intriguing as Lilou. A two time world champion he is a superstar who carries the heart of his home country Algeria to each event. When the camera follows him home he is given a Koran and draped in Algerian flag by a local mayor and you can feel their weight dragging him down. He lives a simple life outside of the frenzy of the B boy world but you can sense the currents of both worlds pulling him in different directions. He wants to do the right thing for himself, his family, and his country.

Roxrite is a man in search of a legacy. He sees the future of the sport as an infinite world of possibilities. He is an entrepreneur, a dreamer, and totally committed to his destiny as a pioneer in the sport. He understands how to market himself to reach the next level.  The world would be a better place if we all had his drive and determination.
And that's just the characters. The dancing is spellbinding. I couldn't get in these positions if you tossed me down a cliff. These men are acrobats, dancers, contortionists, and athletes all wrapped into one mad package.
All three men are humble masters of their craft. You cheer for all of them and emerge a better person for watching. This is television that gives you hope.

What I hate about it- Neguin for me was the least compelling character and that is through no fault of his own. If you have steak, lobster and mashed potatoes for dinner the taters take a backseat no matter how much you love spuds. This is a bit unfair to Neguin because his rise from poverty and a dark past is a great story in it's own right. For others he may connect better than the other two its just the nature of weaving so many stories into a thirty minute show.


9 out of 10 couch potatoes- This is what TV should do for us. This shows opens us up to a new world. It inspires, it awes, and it gives us hope that we can be better than something bigger than ourselves.Go break a leg my friends.

Stanley On The Go - RLTV

Stanley on the go is a thirty minute travel show currently seen on RLTV. RLTV stands for Retired Living television and is a network designed for people over the age of fifty. Dates and times vary. Check your local listings.

The Setup- Stanley Siegel is the septuagenarian host of this travel show designed to entice the older viewer to get out and see the world. Stanley is a retired journalist most noteworthy for his work with WABC in New York. I'm almost 45 and I grew up watching Roger Grimsby on WABC and I have no recollection of Stanley so take that noteworthy with a grain of salt. Stanley takes a cameraman and his oversized 80's microphone all over the world and asks questions your grandfather might ask while you bury your head in disgrace.  Stanley is game for things most people his age have never heard of like zip lining and rapid surfing. The entire show looks like a man on the street interview with Stanley sticking his mike in the face of every local that doesn't run from him.

What I love about it- Good old Stanley. This show has to be seen to be believed. It is so terrible on so many levels that that is one of the things I love about. This would be my favorite SNL skit if it wasn't actually a real show. There are two main characters here- Stanley and Stanley's microphone. This thing looks like a black wiffle ball bat. Stanley shoves this broadcasting relic right up your grill and you never see him without it. He has it in a plastic zip lock bag when he goes rafting.He wraps his white knuckles around it in a way that suggest separation may mean death. He doesn't even put in down while perilously carrying fresh baked pies onto a train. Visually it's so distracting you are wondering what inept producer put this show on tv long before Stanley opens his mouth. Then there is Stanley's mouth.
Stanley asks questions bordering from comical to insulting to ridiculous and everywhere in between. He invites himself into a nice woman's villa in Venice while stumbling around trying to find his way back to his hotel. He gawks over the beautiful residence then asks the woman if she has always been rich. He tours the slums of Mumbai and asks his guide to introduce him to some locals. Stanley asks this very pretty young woman who is guarding the doorway to her home if she has a job, why she lives here, and if she is happy living in the slums. Prepare to cringe. It's sad, hilarious, and mind boggling on so many levels you just can't turn away.

What I hate about it- Okay this show stinks. The camera work is sloppy and somehow the beauty of each country is missed by the lens. Like a train wreck you can only watch for so long before the horror starts to seep in You are only going to be able to handle this show for so long before you can't take it anymore. My guess is you won't last a whole episode.

1 out of 10 Couch Potatoes. This is pretty awful tv but Stanley seems like a very nice man and the intentions here are good. Stanley is fearless and genuinely interested in people but this is a mess of a tv show. I want you to watch an episode the same way people say "Try this it sucks" just to get another dissenting opinion. Poor ol Stanley needs to go.

Nathan for you - Comedy Central

Nathan for you is a thirty minute comedy show currently seen on Comedy Central. It debuted on February 28, 2013. The show was created by Canadian comedienne Nathan Fielder who also directs, writes, and stars in this offbeat fake reality show.

The Setup- Nathan Fielder plays a skewered version of himself as a business school graduate who helps struggling companies with strategies that no sane person would attempt.
Fielder made a splash with a viral video hoax that showed a pig rescuing a goat from a river in an attempt to gain publicity for a petting zoo. The trick being they used a stunt pig.  The video got over 7 million hits on You Tube and was even featured across the country by news outlets before it was revealed as a hoax. This kind of wacky deadpan comedy is Fielders trademark. Think Punk'd hosted by Stephen Wright.
 Fielder suggests that a funeral home hire actors to stage dramatic breakdowns and grieve effusively at viewings. The theory being that people would pay to look cool after they die.
He helps a haunted house by suggesting they tell people they accidentally contracted a deadly disease in the house, he then rushes them by ambulance to a fake hospital that is actually the exit of the horror house. After the terrified victims exit Fielder presents them with a lawyer who suggests they sue the haunted house owner for subjecting them to mental stress. The idea is that people would flock to a haunted house that had been sued for being too scary.
In every episode the business owners watch patiently as Fielder's ideas prove to be ill thought out at best.


What I love about it- Fielder is as deadpan as Andy Kauffman or the under appreciated Super Dave Osborne. If this guy has a standing heart rate over thirty I would be shocked.  The ridiculousness of the gags is what makes this show fun. When Fielder spoofs David Blaine type magic acts his idea is to try and escape from handcuffs before a robot de-pants him and exposes him to a group of children. If he fails to escape he has officers standing by to arrest him as a sex offender. Offensive? Yes. Comic Genius? Most certainly. This concept isn't new but the gags are bold and fresh.
Lenny Bruce dressed in a convict outfit and asked unsuspecting pedestrians for directions back in the 60's kicking off shock humor.  Like Kauffman, Sascha Baron Cohen, and Punk'd before him Fielder is just a progression of that style of comedy. This is the kind of a show that brings a classic type of humor to a new generation.

What I hate about it- I did find myself drifting a bit during every episode I watched. While I loved the idea of each gag Fielder's style is so monotone I often found myself looking at my phone hoping it would ring. Fielder deserves praise for finding the next level but this style seems to grow old fast.

8 out of 10 Couch Potatoes- Fielder holds this show all by himself which is no small task. The creativity is amazing and every episode provides its share of laughs and shake your head moments of disbelief. This is going to be popular in college dorms all across the country but make some room for it in your house. Watch it for no other reason other than to learn not to hire Nathan to help your company.

Rectify- Sundance Channel

Rectify is a one hour mystery/drama currently seen on the Sundance Channel. The series premiered on April 22, 2013 and is the first original series from the Sundance Channel. New episodes appear Monday evenings. Check your local listings.

The Setup- Daniel Holden is released from prison after nineteen years on death row for raping and murdering his girlfriend. Daniel's new lawyer uses DNA evidence to exonerate him and win his release. Daniel must now face the challenge of returning to a world that has long passed him by and may or may not want him back. His family arrives at the prison to rejoice in Daniel's release and bring him home.Not everyone however is happy about it though.
 State Senator Roland Foulkes appears outside the prison the day Daniel is released to remind the press that the DNA evidence was a loophole and that Daniel had previously confessed to the murder. Foulkes was the original prosecutor of the case and wants Daniel retried. The rest of the small town that served as the backdrop for this heinous crime is not very happy to have old wounds reopened.
 Daniel's sister Amantha played by Abigail Spencer is his fiercest supporter and worries about how he will reintegrate back into outside life. His mother is remarried and her new husband Ted and stepson Teddy Jr. run the family tire business that Daniel would have inherited.
The show weaves a checkered quilt of suspicion and intrigue over whether Daniel is the real killer or not.

What I love about it- Alden Young plays Daniel with a rare blend of restraint and depth that really lets you love and fear Daniel simultaneously. He opens up slowly like the first flower of spring and every bit of it is entertaining. Several of the characters have great depth and even if their progress seems slow the growth potential is enormous.
 The show has a creepy vibe to it sort of like a Twin Peaks kind of thing only grittier. There were only two episodes available on demand so it may be to early put too much faith in it but show's foundation is solid and I certainly was left wanting much more.

What I hate about- Teddy Jr. played by Clayne Crawford is to this show what teenage Dana is to Homeland.......a pimple on the Mona Lisa. Teddy like Dana is whiney and annoying and ultimately a distraction from an otherwise great show. I'm not enough of an expert to know whether  Crawford is a rotten actor or Teddy is just a poorly written character. Something clearly stinks here and it doesn't help that most of the characters put Teddy to shame. The pace is a little slow yet it somehow it seemed like each episode was over in a blink. There is a lot to process here but that's what makes it fun.

8 out of 10 Couch Potatoes- This one gets a bit of an incomplete grade. Usually I watch a half dozen episodes minimum before I start spouting off but I think people need to try this show early on and give it a chance. The potential is here is huge and rarely do shows start off as strong. So invite Daniel over for dinner but just don't turn your back on him yet.

American Hoggers - A&E

American Hoggers is a thirty minute reality show currently entering it's third season on A&E. The show debuted on October 19, 2011.

The Setup- The show follows the escapades of the Campbell's and their family business of chasing and trapping feral hogs. Yes this is an actual show. In certain parts of the country these wild hogs do millions in damage to livestock and property. The family patriarch Jerry Dean Campbell has been hunting hogs for forty years and of course is slow to adapt to ummm modern hogging. Robert Hunter Campbell is heir to the hog throne and anxious to run things his own way. Krystal Pistol Campbell wears the girls can do this too chip on her shoulder like a badge of honor. She blends painted nails and pink chaps with bloody hogs and romps in the mud. Lea Penick is a family friend who occasionally joins in on the fun. Pretty much every episode goes like this. Someone calls for help, the Campbell's discuss what a hard job it will be, then they all argue about how to do it, they catch said hogs, and everyone says we were lucky this time but something has to change.

What I love about it- I appreciate being alerted to the growing hog problem in this country. This is a subject my advisers had left out of my daily briefings. The hunt and capture part of the show sucks you in. It's not just good editing that makes this job look like a real chore. They chase the hogs on horseback and by ATV and it feels like a modern day western.
Krystal Pistol is entertaining and puts up with more chauvinism than any woman should have to endure. Lea was in the background more in the earlier episodes until someone realized she was attractive. I am craving a behind the scenes episode so I can watch the thought process of the production team.

What I hate about it- If you have seen one wild hog hunt you've seen em all. The show tries to be Dallas with hogs but it misses the mark. The old man is a first class pain in the ass. Jerry is a little too old and hobbled by time to get out of his jeep let alone wrestle hogs. His beard looks like Don King's hair turned upside down and he needs subtitles for every sentence he utters. Robert Hunter doesn't score so high on the likability meter himself but he does do the lions share of the work. They whole family just needs a sit down with Dr. Phil. They tried to introduce a rival family in the last few shows to liven things up but this just seemed a little forced.

5 out of 10 couch potatoes- Great fun for three or four episodes then the acidic family dynamics start to get old. It's a pretty cool job and the Campbell's are heroes to the farmers they help but that's not enough to keep me watching. This is the one time bringing home the bacon may not be a good thing.

Flea Market Flip - HGTV

Flea Market Flip is a thirty minute reality show currently seen on the Home and Garden channel. The show is hosted by Good Morning America's Lara Spencer. It debuted in August 2012 and has just started its second season. New episodes can be seen Friday nights and times vary.

The Setup- Lara Spencer's hobby of turning flea market junk into hip pieces of art has been turned into a sort of flea market game show. Two pairs of contestants are given a small budget, around $500, to buy stuff at one flea market refurbish it and sell it at another flea market. The team that makes the most money over what they spent wins $5000.  Spencer gives a different to do list each time with tasks like one mix and match pair, one table set,and one seating project. There are usually three to four tasks per show.
There is equal time given to the hunt, the transformation, and the sell.

What I love about- This show should not appeal to me on any level. I have little understanding of art, no concept of design, and no interest in the subject matter. The kicker ofcourse is I love this show. It surprises me everytime how clever these people are. They see things my wildest imagination could never come up with.
This not a simple side gig for Spencer. She is far more serious here than on GMA. She knows what she is talking about and her passion shows.
The creativity here is amazing. One couple took a rusty bicycle and a weathered piece of wood that they turned into a table that sold for big bucks. Another couple covered a working traffic light with plexiglass and turned it into a lit bench. Who cares if you don't know the difference between Mid- American and Victorian age furniture. The pairs compete with just the right amount of animosity. Everyone wants to win and thinks their stuff is better but it never gets ugly.

What I hate about it- For what it is it's pretty close to perfect. The downfall might be getting a broad spectrum of people to embrace it. Truth be told if HGTV wasn't on 24/7 at my mother's house I wouldn't know the channel existed. The show doesn't have enough bells and whistles to be on a major network and it may get lost out in the garden.

8 out of 10 Couch Potatoes-  Interesting and entertaining isn't an easy mark to hit but they do it here brilliantly. It may inspire you to go out and spend your Saturday mornings bargain hunting.

Upload with Shaquille O'Neal - TruTV

Upload with Shaquille O'Neal is a comedy/video show currently on TruTV. The show is seen Thursday nights at 10:30pm. The series premiered on February 21, 2013.

The Setup- Shaq with the help of buddies Godfrey and Gary Owen show funny videos, pranks, and skits. Think Ridiculousness and almost any other lets laugh at videos show. Each show features a guest and usually has Shaq pranking Gary at some point.

What I love about it- I'm a sucker for watching people hurt themselves in stupid videos. I never tire of it. Shaq can be funny when he lets loose. Every time I  see Gary Owen all I can think of is the grosser than gross body shot scene in the movie College. The videos are fresh and funny but there are not enough of them. I feel like with a few tweaks this could be a good show.

What I hate about it- Shaq is in control here and be sure if Gary and Godfrey don't give him enough fake laughs he may use them as seat cushions. Gary and Godfrey often look they are amusing a professor in hopes of a good grade. The pranks are lame. Shaq makes Gary do the cinnamon challenge but surprise it's not the spice it's a 300lb African American woman named Cinnamon. Oh man you got me there Shaq.
The guests are atrocious. Aries Spears? Loni Love? Shaq doesn't have better friends to call in favors on? It feels like they created this show with twenty minutes notice. If Shaq and his buddies lightened up the show would flow more naturally.

3 out of 10 Couch Potatoes- There are a couple of small gems here but overall this is pretty lame. Shaq is funnier on the NBA pre-game show than he is here. If you like this kind of thing flip to Ridiculousness on MTV and see it done right. I'd like to pat myself on the back now for never comparing the show to a Shaq free throw oh wait I just did. Damn.